Foreign ♥ Child

socialteen:

that moment when you realize your childhood is over  

virginitity:

how i seduce men

youre-rad:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

Shut up

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

(Source: berad25)

weirdmoods:

legendofjaime:

what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something

this made me feel a lot better actually

(Source: buttflames)

tonystarksnipples:

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

epic-humor:

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